One Page Website Design

To see how the one-page links work, click on links on the upper right.

To see a demo of my auto submenu, click on the links on the upper left, Animals and Fish.

Are you that rare person who understands that website visitors only read for a few seconds? Did you know that giant dropdown menus are a usability nightmare, and no one will click those anyway? Then you need One Page Web Design! If you call in the next 10 minutes, you'll qualify for this special offer:

A website made especially for you for only 5000 euros! That may sound like a lot, but that's only 693,500 cents, just 190 cents per day for ten years! That includes 1 solid page of content!

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Know Me, For I Am What You Want To Be

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA.

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